Contact us

If you'd like to send us a line, then feel free to fill in the form below, and when you pass the robot test, your message will be written out by our dedicated team of monkies and attached the carrier pigeon of your choice. It may not be fast, but it's more reliable than email. At least we think it is. Maybe.


Robot Test

Are you really a human? Let's see! If you can answer this simple question, then we'll let you continue, if you fail, then please report back to your programmer for debugging.

* If your perfered pigeon is unavailable, we reserve the right to use an alternative pigeon.

Dedicated to the memory of our good friend James "moose" Costello.

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