The Sleaze Test

  1. Ever tried alcohol?

    Yes
    No

  2. Ever been drunk?

    Yes
    No

  3. Ever play drinking games?

    Yes
    No

  4. Ever fall down because you drank too much?

    Yes
    No

  5. Ever drink enough to throw up?

    Yes
    No

  6. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before?

    Yes
    No

  7. Ever been forcibly removed from a bar?

    Yes
    No

  8. Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl?

    Yes
    No

  9. Do you drink regularly/at least 3 times a week?

    Yes
    No

  10. Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar?

    Yes
    No

  11. Ever laughed at a physically or mentalley handicapped person?

    Yes
    No

  12. Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune?

    Yes
    No

  13. Ever tried pot, hash, or magic mushrooms?

    Yes
    No

  14. Do you do drugs regularly?

    Yes
    No

  15. Ever bought "soft" drugs?

    Yes
    No

  16. Ever sell drugs?

    Yes
    No

  17. Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit?

    Yes
    No

  18. Ever used barbituates?

    Yes
    No

  19. Ever used hallucinogens?

    Yes
    No

  20. Ever used narcotics?

    Yes
    No

  21. Ever been stoned drunk for more than 48 hours?

    Yes
    No

  22. Ever been on a date?

    Yes
    No

  23. Ever been felt up or groped?

    Yes
    No

  24. Ever had sexual intercourse?

    Yes
    No

  25. Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex?

    Yes
    No

  26. Ever paid for sex?

    Yes
    No

  27. Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk?

    Yes
    No

  28. Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favours and succeed?

    Yes
    No

  29. Ever engage in oral sex?

    Yes
    No

  30. Ever engage in anal sex?

    Yes
    No

  31. Ever engage in the 69 position?

    Yes
    No

  32. Ever contract an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease)?

    Yes
    No

  33. Ever had sex without a contraceptive?

    Yes
    No

  34. Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion?

    Yes
    No

  35. Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week?

    Yes
    No

  36. Ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

    Yes
    No

  37. Ever had sex in a public place?

    Yes
    No

  38. Ever had carpet burns as a result of a sexual act?

    Yes
    No

  39. Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex?

    Yes
    No

  40. Ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual gratification?

    Yes
    No

  41. Ever used sex toys?

    Yes
    No

  42. Ever pass out during sex?

    Yes
    No

  43. Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity?

    Yes
    No

  44. Ever masturbated while talking on the phone?

    Yes
    No

  45. Ever bought something in a sex shop?

    Yes
    No

  46. Ever licked or had someone lick your:

    Eyes
    Toes
    Ears
    Anus

  47. Ever had sex with a relative?

    Yes
    No

  48. Ever make someone else sleep in the wet spot?

    Yes
    No

  49. Does necrophilia, paedophilia or beastiality turn you on?

    Yes
    No

  50. Ever been arrested?

    Yes
    No

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